Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya To Pathan Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakar Thuk Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!
Pulis: Tumhara Dost Kaise Mara? Pathan: Pata Nahin Wo Bola Mere Pet Men Chuhe Kood Rahe Hain To Maine Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dava Khila Di
Santa Markit Se Rikshe Par Ghar Aakar Rikshe Wale Se Bola: Kitne Paise? Rikshe Wala: 50 Rupaye Hue Sar Santa: Ye Lo 25 Rupaye Rikshe Wala: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Abe Kambakht Tu Bhi To Saath Baith Ke Aaya Hai
Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola, "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"